Did you just see the Batmobile???
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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