I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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