He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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