it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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