But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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