i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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