Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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