Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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