And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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