I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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If I die, sorry about rent.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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