Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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