you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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