she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Randomize