I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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