I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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