What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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