who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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