mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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