Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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