I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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