Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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