You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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