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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.

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(706): View more from Georgia

don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.

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(406): View more from Montana

Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink

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(410): View more from Maryland

that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.

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(858): View more from California

At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...

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