i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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