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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  You're the end to all my bad dreams.

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  Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...

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• (408): View more from California

  Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't want my vagina anymore.

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