I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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