i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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