Only a mothe r could love this liver
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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