just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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