Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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