like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.