We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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