do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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