Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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