what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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