you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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