the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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