it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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