Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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