ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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