just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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