there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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