Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
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Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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