I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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