just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
