You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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