You don't have asthma, your pregnant
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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