i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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