I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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