Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?