Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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