new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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