I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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