Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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