i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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