if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
