You work out of a Hotel?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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