I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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