Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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