ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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